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The Auction/bizarre was an hour away and my mom was fawn of the person hosting it. The Brochure said it start at 6:00 A.M. but I guess it was wrong. Cars had already filled the parking lot when we got there and we knew we were late. Danny, the cashier said "were have you been? The electronic lights have already sold but thats not what we were there for. Finally the furniture came out and my mom and I found our seats. The girl next to me was gloating about here winning some beauty contest.  The high pitched voice was really getting on my nerves so I asked her to keep it down. I thought she was going to be okay with it but then she got mad and went off on me. Jumping out of my seat at her zany attitude intervened with the auction. The Kind girls women made her sit down and we continued with the auction. Lauren my aunt showed up minutes after that and asked if anything good had sold yet.  My mom answered "no unfortunately". Not knowing the peace she wanted was being pulled onto the auction floor. Originally she wanted the couch but she decided to buy the china cabinet instead. The people loading it into our trailer ambled on about how it should stand. The quiz they had to take to get there job must not have been a very hard one or they wouldn't have a job. The random thoughts of the 3 were very confusing to the normal persons mind. They skimmed the top of the cabinet on the top of the trailer. The tight squeeze would have been hard to maneuver around. The untalented loaders said they were sorry but my mom said it was fine scratches make it worth more. The varnish on the furniture was making my head hurt. The women checking us out asked if we wanted some money to repair the cabinet but we didn't take it. The extremely cool truck, which was mine, was supper dirty. You have to go wash your truck my mom said and we started home. Zeus struck the truck with his lightning stick and we never made it home.